Happy mothers day super mom5/3/2023 Happy Mother’s Day to the person I know I can always call to see how long chicken lasts in the fridge.If it was, fathers would do it.” - Dorothy, The Golden Girls Askhole: Someone who constantly asks for advice, yet always does the complete opposite of what you told them to do. Mother: Someone who loves you unconditionally, even when you’re an askhole.I should know, just look at how well I turned out! Happy Mother’s Day! Sorry I wrecked your vagina.I love you and your super-long voicemails.Dear Mom, sorry for all the stupid stuff I did when I was younger.Thank you for everything you do, including saving me thousands of dollars on therapy.Dear Mom, I wouldn’t be here without you.Happy Mother’s Day from your favorite child.Happy Mother’s Day! I promise today I’ll clean up my room. ![]()
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